Silly spam subject line of the day

It’s Friday, it’s been a long week and while I have things to say I’m looking for some entertainment.
What are your favorite spam subject lines?
Here are some of mine:
“Having rock-like winky is easy”(OK, I admit, sometimes I’m 12 and “winky” makes me laugh)
“-Enlarge-your ~Penis up to 3 per month!” (Up to three what per month? And every month?)
“-Its all about the bra-” (From yourscalecars, advertising penis enlargement. Uh. Really?)
“!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!” (apparently spammers never got the memo that !! is bad in a subject line)
“Adventures of my giant mighty soldier” (uh. back to being 12)
“Aliens spotted” (I always thought aliens were striped)
“allergic to almonds or pecans?” (well, no, but thanks for trying)
“anxiety’s archduke Bourbaki’s” (uh. What?)
And, well, I’ve gotten through the a’s in my spamfolder and there are something like 200,000 messages still to go.
Do share some of your own in the comments!

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